-September 2005-

Other Fein Messes

1st record/1st Show

Or, How I Accidentally Fell Into the Wonderful World of Music

I was four, I think, in school in NYC. One day a week a wonderful lady named Charity Bailey would come into the classroom and "teach us music." Mostly this consisted of teaching us rhythms: "Now, pound on your desks, children, with your fists, like this. One, two, three, FOUR." It was great fun to hear the fifteen or twenty of us pounding away as loudly as we could. She also brought records to school (the first ones I ever heard), and would play them for us on a wind-up Victrola and sing along.

And about once a month she brought real live people to school who played guitars and banjos and sang what she told us were "folk songs." The fact that these were mostly black musicians (as was Miss Charity herself), and that they were also the first black people the four-year-old Italian child had ever seen, just added to the mystery. Woody Guthrie, Sonny Terry, Brownie McGhee, Stu Jamison, Rev. Gary Davis, Josh White, Cisco Houston, Paul Robeson, Pete Seeger, Jester Hairston, Leadbelly, and I don't know who all else were my first music teachers, and I was too young to know who they were, and how amazingly lucky I was.

I grew up, hung around the Village a bit, worked briefly at the Gaslight, and in 1962 moved to Los Angeles. I was sent by my friend Art Kunkin one afternoon to the Ash Grove to pick up or deliver something to Ed Pearl, the club's owner. To my complete amazement he asked me if I could stay for a couple of hours to answer the phone and take reservations for thatnight's show. That was the eccentric first day of working for Ed in the club's office, a job that would come to a bitter end a decade later when the place burned down. I made many good friends there, including my pal Todd Everett, well known to all viewers of Art's TV show; we met when Todd was the music reviewer for the L.A. Times and used to come in to the club.

During my years there I was re-introduced to music from my childhood. Two weeks after I started working there, Sonny Terry and Brownie McGhee walked through the front door. I recognized them immediately, and was overwhelmed at the way my past connected to my present, and to my future. Ed, seeing me sitting at my desk with tears running down my face for no reason decided I was crazy, and nothing I ever did after that changed his opinion. Crazy or not, I was cheap labor; I worked from 9 a.m. till 2 a.m. seven days a week. I got $25 a week the first five years, and I would have done it for nothing: my rent (a tiny apartment with no kitchen a block from the club) was only $65 a month. I had many fights with Ed that left me in frustration and rage; I would have quit many more times than I did had it not been for the music. I heard blues and folk music and Cajun bands and bluegrass and gospel music and western swing, and made friends with the people who came to play. Mance Lipscomb, Son House, Arlo Guthrie and many others crashed on my couch, and played guitar in my living room till all hours. I was married to a musician then, and we moved in an interesting folk and folk-rock scene. My record collection was mostly folk music and blues albums given to me by the musicians who played at the club, or demos of the local bands my then-husband worked with.

The Ash Grove came to its untimely end in 1973. At a panel at the UCLA Folk Festival in 1974 I met Frank Scott, who was selling folk music and blues records at a booth, and I went to work in his record store, J&F Records, in Pasadena. Surrounded by music again, I had to struggle hard to keep from taking inventory home every night. Frank hosted a blues show on KPFK, the Pacifica station in L.A., and I would go to the station with him to answer phones. Eventually he moved away, taking the record store with him, and I took over the blues show, in the casual way that public radio has always morphed. That led to hosting a folk and bluegrass show on KCSN; since the stations had no libraries I brought my own records. Somehow being on the radio made me an "expert," and I started getting calls to write liner notes for blues albums, folk music albums, and all sorts of roots music stuff. It didn't hurt a bit that I was a woman, as there were quotas to be met. I was single-parenting two kids by then, and welcomed the opportunity to work at home. But one fateful day I was sent a really awful track listing to annotate, and in an uncharacteristic moment of outspokenness I called my contact at the label and said, "You are JOKING. Who programmed this compilation? It stinketh out loud!" And then I said the egotistic sentence that would rule the rest of my life: "Hell, I could do better than THIS!"

Ahh, the arrogance. You can probably figure out where my big mouth got me. I've produced and annotated somewhere around 300 reissues; won a few awards, mostly pieces of Lucite which add to the artistic clutter of my apartment. When I produced the Weavers box set in 1990 I was able to tell Pete Seeger that it was, indirectly, all his fault. He still remembered those schoolroom afternoons with Charity Bailey! I also wrote liner notes for a Sonny Terry & Brownie McGhee album, although unfortunately not until long after they had both passed on. I went to Josh White's funeral and said a silent thank you, then gave obituaries and read eulogies at more and more funerals after that, as the first generation of blues, folk and bluegrass musicians began to leave us.

About fifteen years ago my close friend Manny Greenhill, casting about for someone who knew folk music and blues, asked me to come to work temporarily at Folklore, his roots music booking agency. I'm still there, though Manny too has gone on now, and his son Mitch and grandson Matt steer the ship. We represent a lot of my old friends from the folk music era, and I'm probably going to be there for the duration. I continue to write liner notes and produce reissues, and every now and then I emcee a fiddle contest or a folk or blues festival. I'm on a few Advisory Boards of a few music organizations, but I try not to do too much committee stuff; I always got an F on my report card for "Plays Well With Others."  

Oh yeah, this was supposed to be about the first record I ever bought. Hmmm.  I have no earthly idea. Probably a Perry Como record, or something equally un-hip. I do remember that when I first moved to L.A. in 1962 I used to hang around Wallich's Music City at Sunset and Vine because they had a guitar repair shop (run by Milt Owen) AND they had listening booths where you could listen to any album or 45. I spent hours there, and although they sold LPs at full list price, which was then $3.98, I left a lot of money there over the years. But I would have bought my first record long before that, somewhere in the Village. It would be pretty funny if it had been a Brownie McGhee and Sonny Terry record.

Mary Katherine Aldin
www.aliveandpicking.com

Another Fein Mess/
AF Stone’s Monthly
September 2005


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WHAT I DID ON MY SUMMER VACATION

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Shop Around

I have homosexual tendencies. Characteristics. I like some Broadway shows, and shopping. Not for dresses, and not going out with the guys or girls, but doing the marketing and other stuff. I watch the prices like a hawk and swoop when discounts come on vulnerable items. It’s my version of the stock market.

For old stuff I like only misnamed antique malls with stalls selling stuff of the past half-century. What good is older stuff? Does anyone today thrill to “Welcome President Roosevelt” posters? It’s too old. Shirley Temple stuff, unlike Shirley Temple, is dead. Elvis stuff, too, has dwindling appeal.
So do antique malls. One here in south L.A. county has many stalls plastered with signs offering big discounts. People aren’t leaving the house, they’re shopping online. The antique malls are suffering.

At a mall in Chicago I got skunked despite my averred hawkishness. I bought a 1964 “Dubious Achievements” issue of Esquire1 for seven bucks since some of the year’s embarassments, Bob Dylan and the Beatles, were pictured on the cover. Took it home and what do you know - those pages were torn out. This takes me back to my youth in dog-eat-dog Chicago when I bought a shirt on Maxwell street, packaged neatly in plastic, for a bargain price. When I got it home I found a huge rip up the back. To this day I check the back of shirts, rarely as I buy them. (I’m shirted for life.)

Nostalgia isn’t what it once was. I inherited several bits of memorabilia from the 1933 Chicago Worlds Fair. I saw some other stuff from that fair at a Chi mall selling at reasonable prices, but got to wondering what or how many people were lusting for Chicago Worlds Fair stuff. I checked ebay, whence I’ve never interacted, for stuff under that heading and found my junk going for seven and eight dollars. If anyone was buying.

Popular history is about now. Tom Brokaw made a big hit with his “great generation” book bec it appealed to the people so-identified and to people like me who admired the valor and unitedness of the war years. (My uncle Artie, my namesake, died in the battle of Leyte in 1944.) It’s generational adjacency. What if he’d written about the heroic men of World War One? “They were born in the 1890s in a great Depression. They saw the coming of electricity, telephones, automobiles, airplanes, jazz! They fought on the battlefields of France and faced poison gas!” It would be no sale: they’re all dead2.

1 I also saw a late-1966 ish with summaries of noteworthy cities: Brussells for commerce, this for that, and L.A. for “vulgarity.” It cited news items that suited the premise: an ad for a swingers apartment, news that someone was horrifically killed, and a long item about the Teenage Fair from the L.A. Free Press. That one, which mocked teenagers “stuffed in bell-bottom pants” ogling teen-marketed stuff filled the Esquirers with dudgeon but I could hardly see what was vulgar. I mentioned this to a friend who’s studying L.A.’s place in America in the 1960’s and he clued me: “Remember, Esquire was a New York magazine.” I’d forgot.

2 “No Sale” is a great song by Louis Jordan. “All Dead” a great one by Queen.

Teen Appall

I must dump some aging material I have stacked up. In a footnote above I cited The L.A. Free Press’s slam of a teen fair. The Freep was the alternative paper for college-age and -minded people so naturally disdained young-teen stuff. This has been going on, then, at least since 1966. The writers were barely out of their teens and screaming that they not be identified with the piffle so near to them agewise.

It’s the same today in rock criticism, except the post-teens screaming “I’m not a kid” are 30 to 70. It shows in reviews of teen stars. These shows are calculated entertainment, and rock reviewers bristle at this exercise in commerce. Instead of evaluating it for its effectiveness -- such shows are, after all, a spectacle like the Ice Capades -- they schrey in sarcasm and unmasked anger. Britney Spears got a lot of such ink.

NYT 10-6-02 “Schoolyard Superstar Aims for Second Act, as an Adult.” Laura M Holson and Alex Kucyznski: Laura and Alex assail her new couture look as “an unseemly parody as she tries to become a grown-up recording artist.” The movement she led, snickers Blender editor Craig Marks, “is very five minutes ago.” And so on.

NYT 11-2-03 “Growing Up: Britney Did It Again.” Neil Strauss. Herein the noted comportment lecturer Strauss laments her current wildness streak (as covered by “the tabloids,” he writes, as if to differentiate him from them) as “a narrow view of adulthood that defines maturity only in terms of sex, alcohol and partying.” (Who besides Pruneface Strauss called her partying “maturity”?) In his Jonathan Edwards hat, Strauss intones “the foundations of adulthood run much deeper, having to do with coping with increased responsibility while developing intellectually and emotionally.” It must have been difficult writing this with that stick up his ass!

11-28-03 LA Times (Washington Post pickup). “It’s all the rage now: Hating Britney Spears.” Laura Sessions Stepp. “So, pop tart Britney Spears says she’s abandoning her teen fan base for older listeners.” (She said THAT exactly?) “This will come as a great relief to the grown-ups who... hate Britney Spears.” What kind of grown-ups sit around hating Britney Spears? She quotes a mother of an 11-year-old daughter “Don’t get me started.” Snickers are not just a candy bar.

3-4-04 LA Times “A Losing Battle of the buzz.” Robert Hilburn. With the wacky theory that Janet Jackson’s televised titty-peak “overhadowed” Britney’s whole career, Hilburn “senses” a “vague feeling of futility” about Brit‘s new tour. “In the battle for the young pop crowd’s attention, where musical quality is rarely the deciding factor, the prize often goes to the performer who creates the biggest buzz.3” His disdain for her show (that durn kid stuff!) and style is tangible so why should we take what he writes seriously? “What could she possibly do in 90 minutes to claim even a quarter of the attention that Janet Jackson stirred during one second?” “It’s almost enough to make you feel sorry for the 22-year-old former Mouseketeer,” says the (then) 63-year-old former city-schools PR man.

3-4-04 NYT “Suds, Sequins, and Even A Little Song From Spears.” Neil Strauss. After describing “naughty” visuals from her show, he sniffs that “for a woman who’s said she’s sick of being in the headlines, it’s certainly described to grab more.” (He takes a performer’s cry for quiet anonymity seriously!) “... she seems to have outdone even her mentor, Madonna.” So then it’s a triumph, right? Madonna’s antics were hailed in their heyday. “With her dance-driven Top 40 pop sounding out of date” (you hear so little of that type music on the radio now ) “at least she’s already prepared for tenure in the casinos.” And Britney sobs, Why do you hate me, Mister Typewriter?

4-24-04 LATimes “If Britney’s book seemed flat, imagine the movie.”
Carina Chocano. “There’s nothing brave or new about “Brave New Girl,” an original ABC family movie based on a novel by Britney and Lynn (Britney’s mom!) Spears...” (You expected, maybe, a rave review?) “You know the culture is on its last legs when expensively educated people decide that Britney Spears’ literary oeuvre needs to be adapted by tv.”

You know your newspaper is in trouble when a tangle-head like Chocano is extensively printed. TV executives are “expensively educated?” What reaching! What drivel! It’s a fairy tale movie about a kid from the sticks who makes it big in show biz. For that, Chocano spits.

In this den of whiners, Britney comes out the mature one.

3 -Remember, a “buzz” is flies in your head

More Kid Stuff

This about newcomer Katy Rose, in a review by Jon Boy Pareles in the NYT 10-19-03: “In Avril Lavigne’s petulant footsteps comes another teen-rock rebel.” After citing some lyrics he snears “Somewhere in California, a high-school literary magazine has lost a star.” PU, you stink, you dumb kid. And 7-27-04, Pareles cackles that Hillary Duff’s songs are about “having fun, surviving disappointments and following her conscience.” As opposed to good adult songs about suffering, suicide and betraying your conscience. I HATE KIDS. DO NOT MISTAKE ME FOR ONE.

In the 6-6-05 NYT, The Kalefa Sanneh Black-Eyed Peas review lets you know whose side he or she is on with the damning words “cheerful, clean-scrubbed,” “brisk, lightweight,” “wholesome.” Only dismal, dirty, plodding, ponderous disgusting rock gets respect at the NYTimes.

In the 8/21/05 LATimes Calendar, Eric Hanson drew, “for the Times,” a 3-panel cartoon with the hed “Paparazzi Problem, Britney? Forget the Pellet Gun.” (Did Britney shoot a pellet gun at a photog? I guess we’re all supposed to know.) The clumsy panels suggested wrapping herself in snakes, baring her (implicitly disgusting pregnant) body, and finally “Unload your extra copies of ‘Oops!...I Did It Again.” We all hate Britney like the unaccomplished snobs at the L.A. Time, don’t we? What is this childish crap doing in a supposedly “grownup” newspaper?

And on an allied note, Alessandra Stanley, in the 8/22/05 NY Times, opens a piece with “It was impossible not to snicker a little at the notion of Al Gore creating a hip, youth-oriented cable network.” Impossible for WHOM? What rude arrogance! It is impossible to imagine how the apparently-teenaged Stanley is allowed to write without oversight.

More Shopping News

Whenever I get back from out of town, I find stuff moved in the house. Chairs come, go, but none have yet been attached yet to the ceiling. (My ideas are never used.)

Recently I looked for the Sunbeam electric orange juicer I bought at Bargain Circus in the 70s, and in its place was a shiny black thing with the word KRUPS on it. “That old one was looking really bad” my wife explained. But that old one, which was twice good because I bought it used-and-repaired, had a heavy ceramic reamer and metal tray and strong motor. I tried the new one with the plastic reamer and tray. It must have had a plastic motor too, because when I pressed hard as necessary on the orange-half, the machine itself spun around. And I ain’t Hercules.

“The old one is better” I declared, and hid it for future use.

In a remarkable coincidence, soon after that incident I met a woman who once worked at KRUPS. In Chicago, my uncle, Herb, 82, took me to dinner with his new gal friend Ilona. Ilona was from eastern Hungary near the Czech border. (“Budapest? I think I was there one time.”) Ilona is in her late 70s. She went to work at KRUPS in 1942 when the Germans invaded her village. She was a slave laborer, making munitions. Then she went to Auschwitz. I never thought Chicago oldsters were very hip, but she had a tattoo. On her forearm. With a number.

I’ve reinstated the Sunbeam juicer and hid the KRUPS in the trash.

-- Related News (Nobody Remembers Nuthin’ Dept):

The 8/23/05 L.A. Times report that Harrah’s was buying the old Imperial Gardens casino on the Las Vegas Strip omitted that 20 years ago The I.G. got in hot water when some employees objected to compulsorily attending the owner’s annual Hitler’s Birthday celebration there.

The Weight

I ran into Chuck E. Weiss at the Mayfair Market on Franklin Aug 26th. We go back to 1965 at the University of Colorado. Actually, he goes back, he was heading for Denver the next day.

In the late 80s when we went to Raji’s nightclub every Wens night, to see Billy Bremner4, we would compare weight. We were pretty slim then. We used the dates of records as a code: if I was up to 164 I’d say “the first year of the Beatles.” (1964.) When he hit his all-time low weight, his clue was ironic: “The Fat Man.” (1[9]47.)

Time’s passed, and he sized me up realistically. Because we don’t know any records of the past 20 years, he was tongue-tied but said with a wary eye “The first Clinton administration?” No, I said, the impeachment.

4 Do you miss Rockpile? Billy’s new album, “No Ifs, Ands Or Buts5” on Warner Records/Sweden is an amazing resuscitation of that sound.

5 Spelled with variety on the spine, front, cover, back cover, disk.

I’m So Out Of Date

A few years ago at a camera store I asked for the Pentax camera they’d advertised, saying “I’d like to see that Honeywell in the ad.” The guy paused for a split-second but I could see his disbelief. Pentax, made by Asahi, was marketed under the Honeywell name in the 1950s and 1960s to deemphasize its Japanese origins.

I was recently with some elder gentlemen at breakfast, and one said “Did you see the game last night?” Another said he had, and I said “the Dodgers game?,” as I had recently taken up baseball-watching6. Like a rapper of 17 the guy looked at me uncomprehendingly and said “No, basketball.” How could I know that “the game” was now basketball? As ever, I’m on the trash-heap of culture.

6 It has taken me 30 years to disavow my allegiance to the Chicago Cubs. I realized that after more than half a life here I am an Angeleno.

All’s Not Fair

Albert Garcia, the guy who a couple years ago turned on the stove and shut the doors but killed only his four children, not himself as intended, was recently sentenced to life. So where was the big press coverage?

At that same time a woman in Texas manually drowned her four children and the press was up in arms -- over her husband. He’d done nothing wrong, but columnists and feminists excoriated him for not seeing the signs that she was about to commit murder, for not sending her to a mental hospital as soon as her fourth child was born, for fathering the children, for making her have children, for marrying her, etc. A woman has committed a hideous crime: cherchez l’homme!

Garcia NAMED his wife as the culprit in his hideous murder/failed suicide -- yet his charge against her was never examined. Maybe she mistreated the kids, spent his money on other men, drank til she stank, brought her boyfriends home to their bed, hit him with a bottle, stabbed him, lost all their money in Las Vegas, failed to see the signs of his mental deterioration, failed to use birth control, ignored his pleas to stop torturing him. Sky’s the limit, based on the Texas gal’s case.

But newspapers don’t want to know. Can’t have a female villain. Women are all warm and wonderful and loving. As all women know.

Bend Over 7

Called Verizon cell-phone 411 for the Avis car rental place in Burbank8.

“I can only give you the 800 number” the Verizon operator said.
“No, I want the Burbank rental office. They have a phone number.”
“Well, we don’t have it.”
“So don’t charge me for the service.”
“Sir, some numbers we don’t have, some numbers the phone company doesn’t have.”
I don’t know what numbers the phone company doesn’t have, other than unlisted numbers.”
“Still, we don’t have that number.”
“So take it off my bill.”
“I can’t do that.”
“How do I access the phone company’s information?”
“You can’t on your cell phone.”
“So you have a limited service, that’s all?”
“Yes sir, and you are charged when you use it.”

And there’s is an improvement over Sprint. Five years ago I spend ten minutes, for sport, with an info operator who could not find a listing for the New York Times. Nor could her supervisor.

7 A radio ad recently gave the name “Dr. Benjamin Dover” as its sponsor. This could only refer to the old joke-name couple Ilene and Ben Dover.

8 I’ve returned to Avis after trying Enterprise for a while: the latter company is just too shifty. I was calling the Avis office bec I’d forgotten my rental agreement at home: might need it if stopped by police, etc. When I finally reached them -- a friend found me the phone # on the internet -- they said they would cheerily fax a copy to that evening’s hotel in Redding. On a Saturday.

Phil’s Spectre

Driving into Bend I listened to the entire Phil’s Spectre, an Ace/UK CD featuring 24 Phil Spector soundalikes, and it really drove the point home that only Phil has the key to that sound. Track after track was flawed, the only near-perfect one the Jack Nitzsche-produced Righteous Brothers soundalike “I Can’t Make It Alone” by P.J. Proby.

It reminded me of the bleak period of 1966 to 1976 when I craved new Spector product when there was none. (There was none in 1976 either, but a whole bunch of unrleased stuff came out in England.) Rock record-collecting was just developing, and information and pertinent records were equally hard to track down. Still I came across a few nourishing ones like “When The Boy’s Happy (The Girl’s Happy Too)” by the Four Pennies (the Chiffons) and “My One And Only Jimmy Boy” by the Girlfriends (prod by David Gates, a sometimes Spector session man).

And also while drivin’ I played the 30-track “Golden Age Of American Rock & Roll” CD, also from Ace/UK, for my daughter who sometimes likes old stuff. Only half-listening, I began to suspect this was a concept album because of these tunes: Sally Go Round The Roses, Pretty Little Angel Eyes, I Love How You Love Me, The Big Hurt, A Thousand Stars, Rockin’ Robin, Earth Angel, Bongo Rock, Stranded in the Jungle, Angel Baby, Cindy’s Birthday, Let’s Dance, Love You So, Cherry Pie, Image Of A Girl, Gee Whiz, Eddie My Love.

I was wrong, but the “concept” was truly there, if only on these 17 cuts:
All were Los Angeles records.

Am I The Only Person Who

-- thinks “Wedding Crashers” was disgusting?
-- has never seen a young woman at the wheel of a car not holding a cell phone at her ear?

Kudos to Paul Brownfield Of The L.A. Times

who wrote that Courtney Love is “the Foster Brooks of her generation.”

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Letters

Regarding the revolutionary iPod:

I've been reading this story a little too often lately:
 
Wow!  This thing plays my favorite songs!  Golly, that phenomenon is unprecedented! This is significant sociological event!  It expresses my soul, dude!  
 
Or maybe it doesn't signify anything new at all... other than an improvement on the cassette.

NEAL MCCABE
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After reading this month about the blundering treatment of Sam Cooke on the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Timeline, I clicked immediately onto the Hall's site and began my own hunt for inanity. I didn't have to venture far. The Timeline's insight into the genius of Louis Armstrong is expressed in the only two entries on his particular stretch of Timeline: 1) "August 4, 1901. Louis Armstrong is born." 2) "July 6, 1971. Louis Armstrong died in New York, NY." In between? Nothing. I supposed we can infer that a career of some sort transpired between those two points in time, but the shape and definition of it is left to our imagination.

And, with that, my new on-line game was born: Track the Crap. It's easy to play: just jump onto the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Timeline and sniff around for wrong-headedness, sloppiness of thought or research or sheer stupidity. In fact, it's almost too easy to play. Try this: the Timeline claims to represent "rock and roll and POPULAR MUSIC history..." (emphasis added), and stretches back to the 1920s.

However, it is shackled by obedience to one of the verities of rock criticism -- that the sourcepoints of rock and roll are country, rhythm and blues, gospel and blues, and no other genres need apply. Thus, the Timeline's foundation points in the 1920s and 1930s are those four. And here's why they can find no place for Louis Armstrong's staggering achievements: where the hell is jazz? Or, for that matter, jazz's poppish little brother, swing? Every hot guitar break of the rock and roll era owes a debt to the jazz soloists of the 1920s -- like Armstrong -- who INVENTED the improvisational solo. Couldn't that point be made?

And, while the revolutionary impact of that first generation of Dixieland -- when the term actually meant something -- would eventually be felt in all of pop music, the crucial intermediate period of further development belonged to the equally ignored genre of the big bands. Hey, anyone who has ever heard Illinois Jacquet's spectacular sax solo in Lionel Hampton's "Flying Home" (1946) knows he is hearing the blueprint for a decade of fabulous honking by rhythm and blues and jump band saxmen. In fact, where did so many of the great r and b combo leaders and musicians of the late 1940s come from -- the big bands, and especially the extraordinary BLACK big bands of the time.

However, because the Hall of Fame is locked into the rock crit litany of country/rhythm and blues/gospel/blues as the SOLE sourcepoint, it has no room for any of this. Thus, Billie Holliday and Nat King Cole are shoe-horned into the category of Rhythm and Blues and poor Satchmo winds up alongside Elmore James in Blues. By the way, this is just the first of a series of blunders I encountered on the Timeline.

Your attempt to find a reference to "Louie Louie" led me to some searches of my own. Although I suspected it was a lost cause, I typed in the name of my beloved Sonics. No dice. But then I went farther. The entire garage rock world is absent. No Standells, no ? and the Mysterians, no Wailers, no Shadows of Knight, no sign at all of those zillions of kids in the mid-1960s playing like the Kinks playing like Howling Wolf.

A category which surely merited mention as much as Girl Groups and the Brill Building -- two faves of mine, as you know -- is nonexistent. Then again, the Timeline scholars find the Big Bang of Punk in Patti Smith's first album, which sets my teeth to grinding. They also insist that the Light Crust Doughboys was Bob Wills' band, a fact that would have shocked old W. Lee O'Daniel, for whom Bob grudgingly worked, and Milton Brown, who shared star billing with Bob in the LCD and went on, in the view of many of us, to share dominion over the nascent Western Swing world with Wills.

Well, I'm raving, so I'll cease. But, once again, your site has delivered not only amusement but enlightenment. I intend to play Track the Crap whenever I bring myself to stomach the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame's Timeline. I am confident of unending opportunity. And, once again -- a diverting and terrific month's work by you. Later...  

Bob Nafius


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