-April 2004-

Other Fein Messes

1st Record/1st concert

It was Elvis all along.

Like many kids from where I grew up, first Indianola, then Greenwood, Mississippi I didn't pay much attention to my musical roots, to local artists, or people from Memphis where I was born. Still, growing up in the Delta had been a really wonderful thing. We got radio stations from Memphis, Jackson Mississippi, Helena and other big Arkansas cities, Nashville, WLS in Chicago, the Mexican radio stations, and of course all the local stations in the Delta. But I was a total Anglophile, of course.

The Beatles changed everything. I missed their first TV appear ance, but Monday at school you were into the Beatles or you were uncool. The first record I can remember buying with my own money, riding a long way downtown, was "I Want to Hold Your Hand" /"I Saw Her Standing There." I didn't know which was John or which was Paul, but I was determined at the ripe old age of 10 to never in my life cross the border into uncool again. I'd had a lot of records before that -- "Shake Rattle and Roll," lots of Elvis like "Don't Be Cruel," "Teddy Bear," "Jailhouse Rock," some mainstream pop and covers of other folks hits.

A Hard Day's Night changed everything even more.My best friend Jack and I had to ride our bikes and see it 2-3 more times to start to be able to make out the dialog - the girls were screamin' ALL the way through the film. For Christmas in 1965 my folks got me 3 albums, Help, Introducing Herman's Hermits, and the brand new Rubber Soul. Still, wanting to be different, I fixated on Herman's Hermits, buying all the albums and the non-LP singles. The Rolling Stones? Barely heard 'em. The Kinks? Just on the radio. I was a Hermits nut.

Two days before my 15th birthday, I saw my first touring rock show. Technically, my first-ever live music experience was seeing Greenwood's wonderful hit group The Gants at the Greenwood Junior High School. auditorium. But on Aug. 1, 1967, my dad was kind enough to drive me the two hours down to Jackson Mississippi to see the Who. The full bill was Herman's Hermits, The Who, The Blues Magoos, and a regional show band called The Tropics of Cancer. The Blues Magoos were fabulous. They wore black patent leather 'electric suits' with squiggly dayglo lines on them. When they turned on the black lights, all you could see was circles and lines onstage.

Then my whole world changed, forever. To this day can’t recall seeing Herman's Hermits. The Who were about two weeks into an 80+ city tour with the Hermits. One of the biggest bands in England, they were dead unknown in the States. I had heard them on the radio, but nothing prepared me for the live act. They were doing a 30-minute set: "Can't Explain," "Lily," "Jack," "Boris The Spider," "Substitute," "Summertime Blues," then the closer, "My Generation." It was the loudest thing heard in Mississippi since the siege/fall of Vicksburg. Keith Moon with his patented exploding British drummer kit was the most amazing thing I'd ever seen in my life. Bouncing sticks thirty feet in the air and catching them for the next beat. Shattering sticks left and right. Had an entire garbage can full of sticks at his feet for spares. Daltrey was whirling the mic all around his head, the most exciting pop singer I'd ever seen. John Entwistle wore his confederate army officer's uniform for the occasion, looking cool as hell, standing absolutely stock still. But Pete Townshend: absolutely scared the living hell out of me. I can remember clearly being afraid to even look at his corner of the stage, afraid to turn the binoculars on him. He was mowing down the audience with machine gun moves. Just vicious, scary and angry looking. Then "My Generation," and all hell broke loose. Townshend seemed to be having trouble with his amps, and lost his temper. Started ramming the guitar into the amp stacks, shredding the material. It appeared that the amps were on fire. The guitar died, Daltrey slung his mic right thru the skin of Keith's bass drum, and Moon kicked the drums all over the stage. Peter Noone stuck his head out of the curtains and wave a tiny British flag. And then, near silence for nearly five minutes; maybe 2-3 lone souls clapped half-heartedly.

Changed my life. In 1976, I was in law school at Ole Miss at the time, and discovered that two-disc Buddy Holly album and Dave Edmunds Git It. The two rapidly became two of my most played albums of all time, and I went back to my roots, started studying Sun Records. The next year I moved to Memphis, and Alex Chilton, then just out of Big Star, was one of my running buddies (back before the cult thing started). Alex was mixing the songs that became The Cramps' Gravest Hits at that time, and I got into rockabilly big time from The Cramps, Chilton, and Tav Falco.

And it became important to me then to find out what the first record my mom had ever bought for me when I was a little kid. She immediately remembered it was Elvis Presley's "That's Alright Mama" b/w "Blue Moon of Kentucky" (the b-side is still my favorite Elvis song). I was stunned to find that my first record was Elvis's first record, Sun 208. My mom remembered simply that I'd heard it on the radio and asked her to buy it and she did. And she happened to get the Sun version because we were in a tiny, tiny Delta town, and it had probably been sitting there unsold for some time. But I'll never know.

(- - - KENT BENJAMIN still cares about very little besides rock 'n' roll, is associate editor of Pop Culture Press, co-founded the nation's first local all-music TV channel, and has been pals with Art Fein for about 15 years now. He's writing a book about The Gants. Some things never change.)


AFM 4-04

Not the Rifleman



It was an honor to have Charles Connor on my tv show in late February. Charles was the drummer for the Upsetters, who backed Little Richard during the rather exciting years of 1953 to 1957. One interesting thing he said was that “a wop bop a lubop balop bam boom”1 was Richard’s interpretation of a drum beat - exactly what it sounds like.

Richard recorded with older seasoned musicians, and took the young Upsetters on the road for their vitality. Charles appears on one recording, and it is a significant one -- “Keep A Knockin’ ”. Done at a radio station in Washington DC, it features a memorable opening attack by Charles, which has been difficult if not impossible to duplicate: Led Zeppelin’s “Rock & Roll” opens with an approximation of it by John Bonham.

On the show that day were Jim Dawson and Rick Coleman. Jim is a regular on our show, and has recently written, with co-author Steve Propes, another ‘niche’ book2, “The History Of The 45.” (Record, not gun.) Rick Coleman, from New Orleans, is in the process of writing a biography of Fats Domino, and was in town on a winning streak; not only did he win two tickets to a post-Oscar film party for by placing his name in a web hat, but that movie was “Lord Of the Rings.”

Rick helped me on a Fats song that’s long puzzled me. In “Blue Monday,” he says, the song’s forlorn subject feels that on Saturday morning all his “tiredness” is gone away, and that on Sunday morning, with his honey, he goes out on “the stem” to play. Turns out the stem was common black argot for the main street, the jumping street, in any town. It also appears in Louis Jordan’s “Saturday Night Fish Fry” - “Me and my buddy were on the Main Stem.”

1 Not the exact agreed-upon spelling. I always imagined it “a wop bob a luma balop bam boom”.

2 I am guerilla-marketing my 1999 book, “L.A. Musical History Tour.” I go into big chain stores and install one each in the rock & roll and L.A. tourist book sections. Maybe if they start selling they’ll order more.

Moron Words

My friend’s kid heard “I Can’t Give You Anything But Love” and thought “diamond bracelets Woolworths doesn’t sell” meant a fine diamond bracelet, not like the ones Woolworths sells. Understandable misinterpretation, 70 years out of context. But how many songs have I misunderstood over the years? Thousands? I have long maintained that lyrics don’t matter in rock & roll songs, they’re just things to wrap lips and voices around.

We all know “excuse my while I kiss this guy,” and I have a few of my own: “Pretty Woman”3 -- “two bits to win must be OK”
“Down On The Corner” -- “playing a nickel can’t be beat”
“Smoke Gets In Your Eyes” - “so I chaff (?)4 them and I gaily laugh”

Recently I heard some Elvis outtakes and marveled at things I didn’t understand for 40 and more years. CD clarity revealed these lines in “I Got Stung:” (“I got stung by a sweet honey bee,) what a feelin’ cu-uhm oh-over me,” (“it started in my eyes, crept up to my head) fa-lew to my heart (instead?),” “got stung all over but I feel no pain,” “I’m mighty pleased we met,” “I’ll be buzzin’ round your hive every day at five, I’m never gonna leave (out side, uh huh?).” All these words were gibberish to me. They don’t sound much better clarified. (Likewise, in “Wear My Ring Around Your Neck,” the instant non-fad, “I’m yours by heck.” What crap!) Finally, from “King Creole,” “he starts to growl from deep down in his throat, he bends a string and that’s all she wrote.” Stumped me as a kid, and now I’m equally puzzled how they could write such horrible lyrics.

But Little Richard’s songs, mercy. The end of Lucille always bothered me, and I later learned it’s “I played fair with you baby, you gave it such a wonderful start.” Likewise, in Good Golly Miss Molly look for “I had to watch my papa myself.”

3 A double record two ways: It was originally two songs, bonded together, and has double drums.

4 This may be the actual lyric. Yeah, I could look it up. And what about that other Platters song, “Only YOOOOO, can-duh make.” Canned?

Gettin’ Ziggy With It

Hearing “Space Oddity” the other day was like a fresh experience (don’t have Bowie records, don’t hear them much) except that break with the acoustic guitar strum followed by hand claps - isn’t it a lift from “Carpet Man” by the 5th Dimension?

It’s fun having a web column

Not just to shoot off your mouth, but to spread information. I often mention little-known favorite artists, and sometimes that gets lodged in some worldwide info engine, and I get an e-mail from a fellow fan, like I did by mentioning Jerry McCain, Jack Bonus, Fraser & Debolt. On the other hand, mention Elvis Presley and yours is added to the other gazillion and nobody “calls.”

Two recent noteworthies:

-- I mentioned Jerry Zaremba a couple of years ago, and recently got an e- from someone looking for him. (He played Eddie Cochran in La Bamba? American Hot Wax?.”) Trouble is, someone HAS contacted me with info about him, but I’ve misplaced it.

-- I wrote that I had 3 seconds of 8mm footage of Bob Dylan on the Les Crane show, shot from my home tv set in 1964. I didn’t figure my Dylan mention would reach anyone bec his name must pop up a million times a month, but in September I heard from a gal in Australia, THRILLED to know I had the three seconds, urging me to release it to enthralled Dylan fans worldwide. Not only was the videotape of that show recorded over (to re-use the tape!) the following year, but apparently no photos were taken! Some fans, though, have audio from it. I in fact contacted Martin Scorsese Productions, who’re doing a Dylan thing. Maybe they’ll use it.

Holy Moses

There were two famous rock & roll managers. One was a rapacious prick who controlled and swindled his client, the other a hopeless aesthete who loved his band but bumbled their money. The money-fucker was the Christian guy, Colonel Tom Parker, the other, Brian Epstein was Jewish.

That turns the stereotype around. The Jewish cliche of being good with money prevails despite blue collar families like mine. I have no knack for money, only worked enough to file income tax in 1969 and 1978. (It’s called freelance writing. Try it and see how you lose weight!) I am thrifty, but that’s from necessity. I’ve never had a savings account or a new car.

I grew up wishing to not be Jewish. Our religious services, on Saturdays, were held in some ancient language like Aramaic. This was preposterous - it was 1950 A.D. not B.C. 5 But I had no other religious desire, except to have a Christmas tree. I thoughtt the kids who weren’t Jewish were all Catholic 6, as any further delineation was beyond me. (Still is.) They too suffered, with no meat on Fridays, and ashes on their foreheads, and silly clergymen in robes and beards and funny hats. The only hat I wanted was a cowboy hat.

I spent my first 11 years in Logan Square, a working class, kinda Jewish neighborhood (i.e. a temple in the vicinity). We celebrated holidays, but didn’t attend otherwise. In 1957, as the neighborhood was changing (“the hillbillies” were moving in -- they didn’t say whether it was Carl Perkins or not), we moved to a completely unJewish neighborhood on the south side near Midway Airport. There I had an awakening; the (mostly Catholic) kids were quick to tell me I was good with money (what money?) and that I had a big nose. I kept the Jewish thing quiet after a while, just not to call attention to it. (It was a tad uncomfortable when some kids would spit out their first swallow of Coke and say “Jew drops,” to demonstrate they were not a Jew.)

In 1961 my parents righted their error and we relocated to Skokie, which was heavily Jewish and, of course, Italian. (Like Martin & Lewis.) There my culture shock was finding kids who were planning to go to college. My Chicago schoolmates had been into smoking and stealing cars 7. I was not happy in the new collegiate astmosphere and clung to my tight tapered slacks and pointed toe shoes. In 1963 I graduated, went to University of Illinois (Navy Pier, Chicago) and flunked out because it was so easy, then went to Wright Jr. College, where the academic standards were somewhat more lax (freshman English was separating words into syllables) and I soared, again not studying, with nearly an A average, enough to get me into the University of Colorado.

Boulder/Denver was interesting, Jewishwise, for its lack of Jewish influence. I once went to a deli in south Denver and got a corned beef sandwich with three slices of corned beef. What the hell is THIS? I asked, and the parsimonious proprietor said “That’s the way we do it here.” And at a meeting of wan revolutionaries (I wasn’t one) I mentioned my lack of money, making $100 a week at the town paper, and one fine radical said, “Why don’t you sell some stocks?” I said that that was unlikely, inasmuch as I had none, and the guy said, “But you’re Jewish aren’t you?”

Moving to Santa Cruz in 1971, same deal, zero Jewishness. (When my friend Bob SHAPIRO had an allergy attack and went to a hospital they asked “Catholic or Protestant?”) And the same went for nearby San Francisco. Is there a deli there now? Probably. There was only one, by the theater district, 30 years ago. Or I missed the others.

So I kinda lost my Jewishness. Moving to L.A. in ‘73 I was pleased to find Fairfax Avenue 7, and other Jewish things, but I became - remained - kinda lax in my religiousness. From the anti-Semitic literature I’d read, I thought I’d quickly be embraced by the Jewish cabal who ran the entertainment business, but news of my arrival somehow never reached them. My 12-year-old daughter, half-Jewish (or something, I’m adopted) has taken a neutral position, but I tell her that’s a nice idea but if the pogroms come .... well, she should think about changing her last name.

4 Reminds me of the Jewish joke, “It’s 5764, but I’m still writing 5763 on my checks!”

5 In 1960 one of my classmates gave us a ride to McDonald’s (one of America’s first) in his uncle’s car. When he dropped me off, a bunch of them drove around a little more til they crashed the car, a 1956 Chevy, into the porch of a house. I didn’t know they’d stolen it, but the cops did, and pulled everyone who rode in that car out of class to the lockup -- except me with the good grades who no one would suspect.

6 Actually they WERE all Catholic. This was Chicago, full of Poles and Czechs and Lithuanians with grandparents from the Old Country.

7 This has been called “Kosher Canyon.” Mickey Katz mounted Jewish-language Broadway musicals there including “My Fairfax Lady” and “Hello Solly.” (In 1978 or so I went to the Santa Monica Civic Auditiorium and saw Mickey’s “Channukah In Santa Monica.”)

Preachers

My beef with newspaper writers is that they tend to preach. In rock writing circles, it’s when they praise, oh, the White Stripes or, perenially, Elvis Costello8, and use (their) established enemies10 as contrast, saying the favored person is “no Kenny G” or no “Dave Matthews11.”

On an allied, but maybe not connected note, I rail when I see reports of seatbelt usage -- because it always runs counter to the definition of news. When a person in a car dies with no seatbelt, it is in the lead, because those writer want you too know that person was not behaving right. When everyone dies in the crash and they ARE wearing seatbelts, it’s at the end -- when the headline should shout “Seatbelts Fail To Save Lives!” Not that I’m against seatbelts. Wear one all the time. But I have seen a car crash head on at 90 degrees into a drivers door where I prayed the driver was unlatched. Held in place she’d be cut in half, beltless she might be pushed to the other side.

I’m still waiting for the day, and I’m sure it’s not far off, when I read “The killer was a rapist, robber and cigarette smoker.”

8 El got another worshipful concert review recently in the L.A. Times -- his 64th, I think -- praising a downbeat performance, and righteously sharing his indignation at an audience member (boor) who shouted “Radio Radio,” or some fast song, to break the monotony9. (If he is boring, he’s daring to be pensive. If he sings hits, he’s daring to sing hits, etc.) Locally, only X shares this critical imperviousness.

9 Costello reportedly SPIT out the song, to placate the plaintiff. The audience jeered at the disrupter. Clearly, fun was not on that night’s agenda.

10 In the 80’s the bad-standard was often ABBA, before they were rehabilitated by the Central Critics Council.

11 Didn’t you know crits don’t like him? You’ve obviously been listening and not reading!

Roctober Again

Because I wrote an article for them, Roctober magazine in Chicago sent me a dozen back issues. I don’t read any periodicals, even ones like Blue Suede News which has news about music I like. I just don’t feel like it. But Roctober, man, is the best music/culture compendium maybe ever.

Wacky and wonderful, the 2000 issue I opened featured an 8-page interview with Johnny Legend, someone I’ve known -- but, apparently not very well -- for 30 years. And 50 panels of ‘Nancy & Sluggo’ submitted to a syndicator but not accepted. And a calendar that looks like the Rhino one ought, with bannered cartoon salutes to Wanda Jackson, Ike & Tina, and others. And a one-page tribute to Alvin “Twine Time” Cash by Robert Porter (whose side specialty is rockabilly). Another issue was dedicated entirely to Chipmunk records and soundalikes. One was dedicated to “Ben”-era Michael Jackson. One to Sammy Davis Jr. All are done with zeal and demented perspective, with articles about gone and glorious unsung characters like Tim Carey and Swamp Dogg.

It’s a mag that I anticipate with the same eagerness I once felt for Kicks.

Watts Up

I’m a thrrrrifty guy. (The burr is Scottish. Those are the good cheap guys.)
Been poor all my life. I clip coupons, and turn off lights.

The heating in our house is inefficient - upstairs gets hot in 5 minutes, and the 1st floor never heats up - so I put space heaters in three rooms. Then in January my wife said “Why is our heating bill so high this year?” I had no idea til I was standing in line at the hardware store and looked at a new heater display. The model offered 1000 and 1500 watts.

A thousand watts?! I had three THOUSAND WATT suckers on 12 hours a day? That’s like fifty 60-watt lightbulbs! Nobody tells me nothin.

Rollin’ Rock’s Got The Sock!



On March 2nd I went to Las Vegas to visit Rockin’ Ronny Weiser, of Rollin’ Rock Records, with Jimmy “Salacious Rockabilly Cat” Maslon. I use Jimmy’s 1979 sobriquet for laughs. He was a young rockabilly cat back then, touring Finland with Ray Campi. Now he has left rockabilly far behind, as owner of the Cuban music label Ahi-Nama, and proprietor of a tape and film duplication business in North Hollywood. It was great to see Ronny, whose crusade for rockabilly music was a lonely thing when he began in 1969, but blossomed worldwide in a movement that none of us dared even dream. But somehow I hadn’t heard his John Lennon story.

In 1969 or 1970, Ronny was friends with Gene Vincent. When John Lennon was in L.A. he met Gene at a restaurant in Hollywood, and Ronny came along. “I asked Lennon why a real rock & roll band like the Beatles were doing that psychedelic shit. Gene became very nervous and asked if we could order some food. I kept pressing him and he said ‘It’s not me, it’s Paul and George.’ ”

Knowing Ronny, I believe the story.

Dead Men’s Curve

Is there life after death? Ask Bobby Darin. On the arthritic stations playing Sinatra etc, Darin’s 1959-61 Big Band work is treated as equal to all, whereas the two or three ’swing’ albums following “Mack The Knife” and “Beyond The Sea” sunk like a stone as his young audience deserted those old sounds. As one of those who abandoned him when he abandoned rock & roll, I am now one of the alte kochers who likes that music.

But, those old-people stations do something subtle -- they reverse the judgment of time. Most oldies stations today play the black originals of white cover-hits, the Chords’ “Sh-Boom,” Ivory Joe Hunter’s “I Almost Lost My Mind,” Smiley Lewis’s “I Hear You Knocking”12 but the old-old-oldies stations go with The Crew-Cuts, Pat Boone, and Gale Storm. (Whose name is very funny. She was born Josephine Cottle.) Those are, in fact, the versions most Americans know.

12 Or, as “Flying Saucers” by Buchanan & Goodman called him, “Laughing Lewis.”

Tempus Fugit

My daughter and some friends, 12, 13, 14, were watching “The Shining” (I won’t, too scary) and when Jack Nicholson shouts “Heeeerrre’s Johnny,” one kid asked “Why does he say that?” When I explained it, they shrugged as if this “Johnny Carson” was from another century.

Bait and Switch

I’m a big fan of tv comedy, so when I heard about a cable show featuring, I thought, one of the lead characters from the Simpsons and George Lindsay from the old Andy Griffith show, I said “Hot diggity! That’s for me!”

Turns out the Bart & Goober Show is a couple of ugly guys talking about movie deals.

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SXSW 2004

I missed 98% of SXSW and had a fantastic time. There are more than a thousand musical acts on the docket, and as many playing for free at clubs and stores and restaurants. There are music panels at the convention center. There are record company promotions, showcases, and street musicians. You can’t see everything -- and there are unplanned things happening all the time -- so since you never can really get a grip on the entirety, you pick a few and enjoy what you like.

When you consider the possibilities choosing, say, 50 bands from that number of acts, the possible combinations of personal choices would be 2000-factorial to 50 -- meaning no two visitors’ experience will be the same. Here’s mine.

Wensday Mar 17
Got to Burbank Airport for my 12:40 pm flight, first celebrity sighting Keith Morris, now an A&R man. He had bands circled on a list, was going to SXSW for business, not fun. Other SXSWers were obvious in their dress and gear. It was exhilarating. We flew to Dallas, where I was inexplicably held back on a waiting list for seats, then allowed on the plane at the last minute. (This is NOT a situation where I want to be put on another flight for a $300 credit. My arrival in Austin at 7:40 is very late in the day’s music. Wednesday, which formerly was for a few warmup shows, is now a major, full-show night. I should have scheduled an earlier flight.)

In Austin, my friend and host Kent Benjamin picked me up and we went to the convention center for my badge, book and bag. As I entered I ran into Rosie Flores, and Paula Batson from New York. Got back in the car with Kent and went to the Texas Chili Parlor on Lavaca (a street that always reminds me of the Joe King Carrasco song “Caca Lavaca”) and encountered an unusually obnoxious group of college students shouting dirty limericks at the table next to us. (The place was packed, it was St. Patricks Day.) We left for the 11:00 show at Tamboleo to see the Orangers, one of Kent’s favorite bands. At midnight we went to the Saxon Pub, and saw Ian McLagan’s band (paid 10 bucks, a non-SXSW show), as is our first-day tradition, and as is traditional, his show was magically great. The soul of the early-70s Small Faces lives in Ian.

Thursday Mar 18

Went to Maudie’s on Lamar for a quick breakfast (Pete’s Tacos, tacos stuffed with eggs and peppers and sausage, is the greatest food ever invented). At the convention hall we began bumping into people, but were running late for the 10:30 “keynote speech” by Little Richard. (He was asked two questions by Dave Marsh and launched into an entertaining monologue about the record business, music, and life.) Then I went into the trade room containing booths for record companies, CD manufacturers, nations (“The music of Holland,” “The Music Of New Zealand”), and other stuff. In the back, draped in a black cloth like the shrine at Mecca was the BMI showcase with mostly-acoustic acts scheduled on the half-hour. One from Scotland, Grim Northern Social, was just one guy but he was fascinating, and promised a better show with the full band the next night at BD Riley’s. I ran into friend Paul Body, and while we were talking Andrew Oldham walked by and I cornered him to be on my tv show in L.A. I stuck my head in the Big Star panel hosted by my host Kent, but as it was above my head I headed out into the great beyond, looking for afternoon events. On the sidewalk, a guy was handing out hard-cover advance copies of Wild Animus, a book written by a 60s Berkeley graduate.

It was a major-looking novel. I asked the book-hander what this was about, and he said the publisher wanted advance interest in it, and SXSW badge-holders were the demographic target. Astonished, I took one, and then drove to the Tamboleo to see the Japanese bands I’d seen advertised on a poster but found I was there the wrong day, but since a band was setting up I stayed. My god, Antigone Rising, an all-girl ensemble, started with a startling instrumental, then this redhead, Cassidy, began wailing in the strongest voice I’ve heard since the early 70s; it reminded me of every white girl singing blues back then, only this sounded better than then. (It was a thrilling surprise: she gave me their live album, and it is sensational.) As there was a free country show at Jovita’s, I headed there to an address that stumped me: 1710 South 1st Street. I know my way around central Austin pretty well, and with that comes the knowledge that 1st Street runs east and west, right in front of the Convention Center, so, assuming it was a misprint I went west on 6th, figuring I would cut south to the point on 1st where lay Jovita’s, but soon the road ended, and I took 5th back toward town, ending up in a muddle at Lamar so bad that I swung up a northbound side street all the way to 12th, taking a three-mile detour to the convention center:

I had wasted so much time that it was time to fetch Kent there. (I was using his car.) Turns out that 1st, indeed an east-west street, takes a turn south at the west end of town. Never heard of such a thing. We drove to Mother Egan’s on west 6th and joined Ian McLagan, who was having a St. Pat’s Day after-party with some friends. Then we went to south Congress, to the Continental Club area, just to drop in at the backyard concert at D&L Texas Music Cafe, running into Dee Lannon, who is waitressing there. We walked out back where the crowd was, but the music was not compelling so we jetted to Rudy’s, the big barbecue place on west MoPac, and had some vittles. At 7:00 I disgorged Kent on 6th, where he was helping run the Popular Culture Press night at the Vibe, and went up Lavaca to Guadalupe and stopped at 1/2-Price books to kill time til I could decide what to do that night. Ironically, the first album on the shelf there was Jack Clement’s incredible 1978 Elektra album, which I own, but since Jack was going to be singing Saturday night at the Hole In The Wall, I bought it so I could have it signed. (Of course, that night I left it at home.)

I went back to 6th at 8:35 and picked up Kent, who desperately needed to get to Hole In The Wall at 9 to see his friend, former 20/20 member Ron Flynt. Ron was terrific, doing songs from his new CD “L.A. Story” (not a slam - Ron’s now in Austin, but he’s from L.A.). We then stopped briefly at Antone’s record store and talked to Mike Buck, the versatile Austin drummer who works there, and his musical cohort, young Eve Monsees. At 10 I took Kent back to 6th and realized how tired I was. I caught an unusual $5 parking lot space and wandered around 6th, which is like Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras only with more variety (20 clubs or so) like a zombie, stopping to sit on a curb and put band-aids on my foot blisters. (And - hello! - running into my old friend John, who programmed the Louis Prima album on Rhino that I wrote the liner notes for.) Then I headed back out to Guadalupe, arriving at 10:45 for the 11:00 Eliza Gilkyson show at the Cactus Club on the UT campus. I was groggy, nearly asleep, til her sister, my old friend Nancy, surprised me by showing up and we sat and caught up on things. Eliza was really terrific, I am ashamed I knew so little of her. Afterwards Nancy and I chatted in the hall, and I ran into Dave Marsh, a Eliza fan, and we jabbered. I strolled down to The Lounge to see Michael Fracassa end the night. (Ran into Dave Marsh again.) En route I stopped to see what sounded so good at the Cedar Street Ale House outdoor patio, and it was Gary U.S. Bonds. (Ran into Paul Body again.) At 2 a.m. I retrieved Kent from 6th and drove him home (he says wobblely) quite fatigued, and both of us hit our beds already asleep.

Friday March 19
Slept in all morning, very tired from Thursday. Went to convention center so Kent could see Robyn Hitchcock’s 12:45 show at the BMI stage. We got there at 1:00 and it’s good for Kent I dropped him off, bec by the time I parked ($7 to park near convention center) and got into the hall Hitchcock was gone. I stayed a while longer and saw Pat from the Smithereens do a few songs, backed by Lenny Kravitz’s drummer, promoting “Burn Music Not Artists” a new song-sale site, but most interesting was that when the last artist on their slot began to sing, a SXSW manager pulled the guitar cord from his amp, and then shut down his mike. The schedule is strictly adhered to at this super-busy show, and he had overstayed their time. Ran into Body again, and Steve DeJarnatt, from L.A. Went with Kent to studio owner Terry Manning’s hotel north on I-35, and then to Amaya’s, a shopping mall Mexican place, for breakfast/lunch. We headed back to south Congress to the Continental Club and environs, but encountered virtual chaos, as the three blocks, both sides, are as jammed as 6th Street at night, and Congress is impossible to cross for the jammed traffic.

I saw Rosie Flores for a while, then ran into Mojo Nixon, now a disc jockey in his hometown, San Diego, who said he was staging a retirement party at the Continental the next day “because you can’t make a comeback if you haven’t retired.” Kent and me then went to downtown Threadgill’s, which had live music on its front lawn stage all day every day during the festival (off-SXSW), and caught the end of James Hand’s set, then ran into Dave Gonzales from the Paladins. Turns out his new sideline band, the Hacienda Brothers, had played previously, and it included Chris Gaffney, my favorite Blaster-related singer. I had some greens and brocolli and cornbread at Threadgills, then drove Kent once again to 6th Street where he had his night all mapped out. (En route I heard radio warnings about that night’s free Kris Kristofferson/Toots & The Maytals show at Town Lake, and was shocked at its non-easygoing rules, instructing attendees to bring nothing more than one sealed water botttle -- in other words, “Buy stuff from our vendors, we charged them plenty for rent!”) At 7:30 I ran over to Antone’s Records again to catch Eve Monsees, a tall, slight girl perhaps still in her teens, singing blues and playing guitar with her 4-man/girl band. They were great.

Then went to Rockstars on 6th to join Kent seeing Cerys Matthews, whom Kent said was a big-voiced singer from (Ireland? England), but in this acoustic show her voice was weak and wavering (jet-lag?) and it was impossible to judge her vocal strength. Then I walked a block to BD Rileys and caught the entire Grim Northern Social show and loved it. (The singer sounds like Noddy Holder, sometimes.) Though I got there early to ensure good viewing, I left quickly as the 6-foot speakers were too loud in that small space, and I stood outside with a substantial crowd. (Got their CD from mgr Dougie Souness, and it is brilliant.) Went then to The Drink on 6th to catch Antigone Rising again, but that crowded club had strangely separated sound, and having already had the thrill of seeing them in a private concert I skipped out to make room for others and went east on 6th and up Red River to the Club Deville to see Harvey Sid Fisher. I never miss a Harvey show (in Texas: I miss them all the time in L.A.) and enjoyed the act before him, Van Stone, a hard-rock parody band that claimed to be “the third biggest band in Palmdale.” Harvey met an adoring crowd, and his band cranked up to compete with the other nearby venues which had electric bands outside (SXSW can sound like a stereo-demonstration store, in the worst way).

I then drove to Antone’s across town in light rain, to see the Black Keys, who I’d heard great things about, but they did two medium-tempo blues songs which were the last thing I wanted to hear, so I went to Ego’s, beneath a hotel on Congress just south of the river, for an off-SXSW show by one of my favorite Austin bands, 2 Hoots & A Holler. This low-ceiling place was packed with locals (and James Intveld, from L.A., who played four shows that week, all off-festival), and it was great to know that somewhere on the planet a non-old band playing rockabily and blues can draw a crowd. At 1:15 I got to the Austin Music Hall where the Big Star show, an “event,” was in progress. (They had started at 12:30. Arriving at 1:15 I was able to park very nearby. It’s good to come late to some big-draw shows.) At 1:40 Kent came out and we drove back to his house.

Saturday March 20
Got up late, exhausted. Ferried Kent over to the Dog & Duck for Pop Culture Press’s free all-day parking-lot showcase, then over to the convention center, stopping first at the IHOP for a large cup of tea. Unlike in the rest of America, when you ask for a big tea they automatically bring you an iced tea, as the hot kind is virtually unheard of, down there in the Sun Belt. I watched Andrew Oldham’s Q&A appearance for about ten minutes, then skedaddled down to the Texicali restaurant on Oltorf for the annual Cornell Hurd country-swing bash. What a wonderful time, outdoors with a couple of hundred people listening to his 10-piece outfit, and dozens -- Bill Kirchen, Dee Lannon, Frankie “Blackland Farmer” Miller, Johnny Bush among them -- of guest singers. This is a really off-SXSW show, as one crowd member said “We don’t see enough badges here,” referring to the festival ID I wore on a lanyard, meaning, I guess, that news of this marvelous event ought to be spread worldwide. At 3:00 I returned to the Dog & Duck for some of the remaining acts, the Trashcan Sinatras, The Golden Apples, a solo song by Susan Cowsill, and left for Casa De Luz, a macrobiotic restaurant off Lamar just south of the river, to meet Harvey Sid Fisher for dinner. It was a $10 for soup and vegetables and rice, and it was good sitting with Harvey and some of his Austin friends.

At 10:15 I went to Threadgills downtown to catch Willis Allen Ramsay. I loved his 1974 Shelter album - turns out Terry Manning had engineered it - and whereas back then he looked like Dick Van Dyke, now he’s filled out and looks like an old Keith Allison. But he didn’t get going til 10:27 (not a SXSW show!), and I had to run to make sure I caught Jack Clement at 11. I expected the Hole In The Wall to be packed, but it was comfortably full, and Cowboy Jack (as he was listed in the guide, making many people overlook his name, buried as it was behind “Cowboy”) charmed the crowd with his easygoing manner and mellifluous voice. I stood with Andy Schwartz of NY and Holly George-Warren, mesmerized. (Did I mention Jack’s 1978 Elektra album was great? It bears repeating. He says he got the rights back from Elektra recently.) At midnight I went down to Ego’s again to catch the Hacienda Brothers’ last show, but the place was packed like a sardine can, and the smoke was thick: if I have to enter a gas chamber, I want to kill a few people first. I went to 6th Street, where I had no known interests, and then got a call from L.A. friend Mark Leviton, who invited me over to the Fox & Hound (former Waterloo Brewery) to join him seeing Michelle Shocked. I was shocked: she wasn’t singing, she was talking, and as I walked in mid-monologue I was lost and bored. She brought out a string band to pep it up, but I got “the call” to pick up Kent and left.

Sunday March 21
Sunday is the SXSW barbecue/baseball gathering, but I went instead to a party at Jaine and James’ house in north Austin, at the invitation of Dave Marsh. Kent and I got there at 12:30 and stayed til we had to leave for the airport for my 6:50 flight. A bunch of musicians and out of town visitors, it was a fine to-do.

It’s hard to rate the SXSW festivals, but this one was terrific. (BTW, Jon Pareles’s March 22nd NY Times report on SXSW -- 100% different from mine -- was excellent.) My experience was fine for me, but a list of what I missed would be even more impressive. But who cares.

(Check out ol’ Kent Benjamin’s summary of his SXSW experience at www.popculturepress.com)

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PHOTOS:

1 Cowboy Jack Clement,
2 James Hand,
3 AF & (supersized) Mojo Nixon,
4 Ron Flynt,
5 guy handing out books,
6 AF, Eliza Gilkyson, Dave Marsh,
7 Kent Benjamin & Terry Manning
8 Mr. & Mrs. Ian McLagan, w/AF
9 AF & Harvey Sid Fisher


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